Letter!

This is a letter to my friend Meredith, who I would describe as, "the shit." Not in a negative way, but in like, a really awesome way. We write blog letters to each other, like pen pals, but without all that postage and penmanship. Her blog is linked to the right.

Dear Meredith,

I have started a new blog. The reasons for this are threefold:

1. I feel it was time for a "fresh start" in my blogging world.

2. ...

So I guess there is only one reason for the new blog. So help me, I love the word "threefold."

Yesterday my housemate asked: what is your blog about? I do not know. But I plan on keeping with the regular letter-writing to you, my blogging compatriot.

Now I supposed would be a good time to explain how I am drinking tea AND a smoothie at the same time. Basically I got to work and made some tea, then some co-workers went to the local overpriced smoothie shop and I bought some awesome smoothie. Result: two beverages! I am double fisting! On my left, the harmonious mix of Super Irish Breakfast Black Tea, or as I like to call it, black Irish tea. (I bought this tea specifically because it said "Super." I still don't know how that adjective came within ten feet of tea marketing, but, lo, here it is.) On my right, a strawberry banana smoothie with flax oil! You cannot taste the flax oil, which is the best, because flax oil tastes a lot like super gross.

That is pretty much everything going on right now. So now there are some things I need to say to you, and these things are threefold:

1. The ring is sparkly, which is awesome! Congratulations not only on getting engaged, but on using the word "Sampsonistic". I honestly don't know which is more exciting - it is very close.

2. Jelly Belly logo tattoos should be available at all tattoo parlors, as well as heavily discounted.

3. I am pretty uncomfortable with the phrase "semi-constant reader." I do not see any way in which I am not a constant reader. I check your blog pretty much daily, and while instead of leaving comments I just blog about your blog, I am always a very involved participant in your wit and general spectacular-ness.

4. (Okay, so once again the "threefold" descriptor is inappropriate) Yes, let me know how the job search is going! Keep me updated!

Well, I imagine things are crazy right now, but have no fear! They only get crazier!

-Matt